It's okay because many things in my life are just an illusion so an imagined blog about crafty things is kind of nice. I cannot craft, though at one point I tried to fit in with some friends who were hosting regular crafting parties, by cutting things out of women's magazines. I talked a good game about a collage craft but really I just wanted to peruse the magazines and sit around with others with more talent (or in some cases more enthusiasm) for crafting so once in a while I would just up and cut something out off a page and that seemed acceptable. One woman in that group was the ultimate crafting cold shower... she could weld, weave with her the millions-of-parts loom that she assembled herself, cross-stitch, knit, sew, stain glass, make jewelry, and if that wasn't bad enough she was a damn good reader too. The nerve.  ¶ 9:13 PM