You forgot to mention that this is a potrtait of the Philly Phanatic's girlfriend, Rachel.
 

Actually, they aren't dating anymore. When she sat for me for her portrait, she was dishing on him big time. Apparently he takes his mascot work too seriously and was constantly traveling. And then when he did come home, he apways smelled of warm beer and peanuts. So she is using this portrait for online dating.

Anybody have the email address for the Cap City Goofball? I think they'd be a perfect match.