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Thursday, June 28, 2007
My brother is awesome, part 2
Another email:
"...Pizza Hut is now delivering chocolate chip cookies with their pizzas.
They say in times of war, the enemies try to infiltrate the water system. This is the same thing. Our enemies are attempting to give the entire nation heart disease, and when we are too sick as a nation to resist, they plan to take over the country.
There is no American government. There is only Halliburton and Pizza Hut."
"...Pizza Hut is now delivering chocolate chip cookies with their pizzas.
They say in times of war, the enemies try to infiltrate the water system. This is the same thing. Our enemies are attempting to give the entire nation heart disease, and when we are too sick as a nation to resist, they plan to take over the country.
There is no American government. There is only Halliburton and Pizza Hut."
Labels: brother, food, heart disease
¶ 2:02 PM 1 Comments
Monday, June 25, 2007
My brother is awesome, part 1
I just got this email from him:
(edited for brevity)
"Have you seen this Pizza Hut product called the P'zone?...one pound of cheese and meat...to be eaten at one sitting, apparently...I'm thinking of buying stock in both Pizza Hut and a medical supply company that specializes in coronary disease medical supplies."
(edited for brevity)
"Have you seen this Pizza Hut product called the P'zone?...one pound of cheese and meat...to be eaten at one sitting, apparently...I'm thinking of buying stock in both Pizza Hut and a medical supply company that specializes in coronary disease medical supplies."
Labels: brother, food, heart disease
¶ 4:00 PM 3 Comments
